The Free Land of Amare Homines is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liberator Populi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.057 billion Amare Hominesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertas. The average income tax rate is 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amare Hominesian economy, worth 101 trillion Bit Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 96,033 Bit Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Amare Homines's national animal is the Ethiopian amphibious rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Amare Homines is ranked 75,603^rd in the world and 11^th in Valaryia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.